Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

Meme Jokes More Meme Jokes

What do you call the misuse of a meme?

A misdememer.

What's the difference between dreams and memes?

I haven't given up on my memes yet

45 Jokes More 45 Jokes

What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists?

45

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.