How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One but don't expect results.

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How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

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What kind of railway is an Italian engineer's favourite?

Funicula

What do you call an Italian guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

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What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post?

I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.