How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One but don't expect results.

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How many does it take to screw in lightbulb?

thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

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Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

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What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist

What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"