How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

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How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

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How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.