How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

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How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!

How many Russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong.

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How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

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Where do german parents send their ADD kids?

Concentration Camps

What do a German says when you show him a good meme?

Danke

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..