How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

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How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity?

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

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What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.