How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

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How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb?

YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!

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How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change !

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

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Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

A: Because deep down they are really nice.

How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

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What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.