How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

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How many rationalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Probably one but you can't generalise.

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

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Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

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Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.