What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

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How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

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Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

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What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch?

Oof, weinerpain!

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

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What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.