What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

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What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

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What do you call it when someone makes a slam-dunk wearing shiny handcuffs?

Boom-shackle-lacquer!

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch?

Oof, weinerpain!

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What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan