What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

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How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp?

One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.

Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

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What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

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Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!