What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

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How do German women know when they're pregnant?

They're never late...

Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

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Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

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What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

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Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.