What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

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How many German does it take to take down a plane?

One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.

What's a German Ninja drink beer out of?

A clandestein.

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Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

What do you call a crazy person wearing pantaloons?

A pantalunatic.

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What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch?

Oof, weinerpain!

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

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What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan