How many German does it take to take down a plane?

One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.

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What is a German's favorite Pokemon?

NEINtales

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

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What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers" hahaha

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!