How many German does it take to take down a plane?

One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.

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What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

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What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.