How many German does it take to take down a plane?

One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.

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Why do Germans make such good cars?

To try and make up for the Holocaust.

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

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What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag."

What does Michael Vick do in a plane?

Have a dog fight.