What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag."

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers" hahaha

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What do you do with a no-legged greyhound?

Take it drag racing

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body