Aw man, that's a drag."
Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww
A dead bird.
The pilot was a loaf of bread.
Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.
One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.
North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.
I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."
