What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag."

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call an asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

What do you do with a no-legged greyhound?

Take it drag racing