What do you call an asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head?

Brenda

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Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.