Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

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Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

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What do you call being sick because of an airport?

Terminal illness

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.