Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

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Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

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What's the difference between linearly independent vectors and the World Trade Centre?

You can't put a plane through linearly independent vectors

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

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Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

How about a really bad food court where planes land?

Pitch for every airport

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What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.