Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a peculiar rabbit?

Unique up on it.

What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What is a chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?

Frostbite.