Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

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What do you call a drug factory that catches fire?

A pot roast

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

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When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

A pilot, you f'n racist!!

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Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

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What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong."

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.