Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

How do crazy people go thru the forest?

They take the Psycho path.

What is the poorest tree in the forest?

The burr-oak tree.

Pinnochio Jokes More Pinnochio Jokes

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?

A headbanger !