Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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How do crazy people go thru the forest?

They take the Psycho path.

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

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What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !