Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

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How do really crazy people get through the forest?

Via the psycho path.

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

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What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

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Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

How do you get a tree pregnant?

With a woodpecker