Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do you call a preacher with an erection?

A firm believer

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

Which way do insane people take when they go through the forest?

A: The psycho path.

How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

Pinnochio Jokes More Pinnochio Jokes

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

Why did the owl owl ?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !