Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

What do you get when OP gets erections?

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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

What do you call an agreement between forests?

A treety

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What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

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Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.