What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

Pinnochio Jokes More Pinnochio Jokes

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!