What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.

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What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?

No one told him he's black.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

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What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

What did Disney call their remake of Dante's Inferno?

101 damnations

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

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What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.