What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

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Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

What do you call it when someone from Belarus lies to you?

A Belaruse!

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How do you tell if your girlfriend's ticklish?

You give her a test tickle.

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

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Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

What's a mexican's favorite Disney movie?

Mow lawn. Sorry.

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What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!