What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is the softest part of a wheel chair?

The vegtable sitting in it

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

Pinnochio Jokes More Pinnochio Jokes

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!