What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

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What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What do you call a flexible Rastafarian who lies a lot?

Cinnamon twist

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How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

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What did Disney call their remake of Dante's Inferno?

101 damnations

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

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What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

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What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.