What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

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What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

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How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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What do cows sit on?

Couches

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

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Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.