What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

because it's 92.96 million miles away.

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How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

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What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

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What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!