What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs?

A condescending condescending!

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What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

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What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

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What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!