What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

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What do you call a theft by a stumbling person?

A lumberjack.

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

When is my wife's favorite day to make love?

Tomorrow

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What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.