What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

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What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

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What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

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What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?