What do you call being sick because of an airport?

Terminal illness

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Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

What makes an elderly millionaire bachelor more attractive?

Terminal illness.