What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

Which way do insane people take when they go through the forest?

A: The psycho path.

Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.