What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common?

They're both tree fellers.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

What's the difference between a a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy's?

One is a cunning bunch of runts and the the is a running bunch of.....nevermind.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

Where would you find more Leifs than in a forest?

Valhalla.