What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!