What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's the name of the tree that gives mexicans?

The scaffolding

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle?

It could be your bicycle!

What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?

Dam!

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

How do really crazy people get through the forest?

Via the psycho path.