What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

Which way do insane people take when they go through the forest?

A: The psycho path.