What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr

Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

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What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

uuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU

How does an insane man get through the forest?

By taking the psychopath. hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok.