Morning wood.
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They both sleep all night and whack all day!
Logger-rhythms.
He gets stumped.
Hope you fell better tomorrow.
He committed treeson.
Run, Forest, run!
A lager
A lumberjack.
The lumberjack has a job.
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Osama-Been-Loggin'
Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.
TREE O'clock!
Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.
By moving faux wood. Rimshot
I'm falling for you
He was stumped.
He saw a tree.
They're both tree fellers.
Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels
The Czech bounced.
He gets the cold shoulder.
Because he was an old boar.
Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.
Not get a job.
She swallowed
He jump off the diving board before it was pool.
Fire.
They love booty.
Because other cars have Mordor.
Running Stupid
Cuz he's Biden his time.
There's twenty of them.
They only wanna go down on her once a month
When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around
An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
