Morning wood.
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They both sleep all night and whack all day!
Logger-rhythms.
He gets stumped.
Hope you fell better tomorrow.
He committed treeson.
Run, Forest, run!
A lager
A lumberjack.
The lumberjack has a job.
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Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.
TREE O'clock!
Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.
By moving faux wood. Rimshot
I'm falling for you
He was stumped.
He saw a tree.
They're both tree fellers.
Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels
Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
By taking the psychopath. hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok.
He was a cereal defenestrator.
I can't even...
Treeson
Treeson.
A LexiCon
He was mugged.
So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.
Bark.
Because it is using steroids.
A log!
To find its stomate!