What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

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What do you call a theft by a stumbling person?

A lumberjack.

Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

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What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!