Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!

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Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Brown Cow Jokes More Brown Cow Jokes

What did the brown cow say to the brown chicken?

Brown chicken brown cow )

What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken?

brown-chicken-brown-cow--" (said like: 'bowm-chicka-bowm-wawm')

Chocolate Milk Jokes More Chocolate Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes