Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

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What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

What do you call a bean that's good at silent acting?

A pintomime.

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What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken?

brown-chicken-brown-cow--" (said like: 'bowm-chicka-bowm-wawm')

Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!

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Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.