Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

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What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

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What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

Which director is Hollywood's darling?

Michael Bae

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What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation