Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

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Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

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Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.