What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What's the most popular sport in Mexico?

Cross-country.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)