Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

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What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

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How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

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What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone?

A Buddha-pest.

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.