What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams

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A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?

Out of the way !

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call a terrorist who's always late?

9/12

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS