What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

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What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

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How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

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What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

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What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"

What do you call a terrorist with cancer?

A free radical.