When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.
One was planned.
Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW
the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."
Autobots Roll Out!
Audi *tips hat*
Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.
so they can reuse the phone after the explosion
Scoli-isis
