How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen

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What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?

First it goes ping then it goes pong.

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

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Where is Victoria working now?

In the kitchen.

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

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Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.