How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman?

One is real and the other isn't.

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What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

Why can't women ski?

there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Why don't old people like tennis?

There's too much racket

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.