Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

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Because he plays with pooh.

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Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

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You get some Kurds in the way.

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Baby love my baby love.... !

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ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!"

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What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.