Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

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What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

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All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

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They make bbs

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They multiply!

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Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

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What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.