Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

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Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

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Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

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What's better than tennis?

Elevenis

How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen