What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

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Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

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Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!