What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

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What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

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Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

Why can't white Tumb1r girls divide or multiply by two?

Because they can't even