Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

Because it is two-tired!!!!

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

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What did the bicycle call its dad?

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Why does a Bicycle have a kickstand?

Because it's two tired.