Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

Because it is two-tired!!!!

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What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.