Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

Because it is two-tired!!!!

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What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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Nah. I'ma stay.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...