What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

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How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

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What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

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Why are so many ghosts alcoholics?

Because they love BOOOOoooOOoOoOoooooooze!!

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.