What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

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How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, just upgrade to windows

How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

What do you say to a woman with only one tooth?

Nice tooth.

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Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon