What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

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How many sycophants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many do you want?

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

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Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

What do you give the guy who has everything?

Penicillin

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

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Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy

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What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!