Why are so many ghosts alcoholics?

Because they love BOOOOoooOOoOoOoooooooze!!

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you