How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

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What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

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Why are women so odd?

Because they can't even. Huh huh?

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

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How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.