Who doesn't want to be a millionaire?

Well, certainly not a billionaire.

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Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

Which country has the most millionaires?

Zimbabwe.