Millionaire Jokes

How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

Which country has the most millionaires?

Zimbabwe.

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?

A very witch person.

What's the richest kind of air?

A millionaire.

Why are all the users of Ashley Madison worried about their emails leaking?

They will be millionaires when the Nigerian princes finish downloading the file.

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Who doesn't want to be a millionaire?

Well, certainly not a billionaire.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

Who wants to be a Millionaire?

on Zimbabwean TV.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

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What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's wrong with it?

Doesn't start

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

Nba Final Jokes More Nba Final Jokes

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

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What are a redneck's last two words before dying ?

WATCH THIS !

Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.