What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

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Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

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Which country has the most millionaires?

Zimbabwe.

Who doesn't want to be a millionaire?

Well, certainly not a billionaire.

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Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows... :(

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!