What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

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What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

TL;DR"

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection