What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

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What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !

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What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

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What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM