What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

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How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

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Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.