What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

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What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co

What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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How do you break up an Arab Bingo game?

Yell B-52.

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'