What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What do you call a neurotic octopus?

A crazy mixed-up squid.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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How do you make Manischewitz Wine?

Kick him in the nuts.

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.