What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

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What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.