Human Dna Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

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What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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There's no punchline.

Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

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What do you call a white Arab prince?

A milk sheikh

What does the arabs put in their Mexican food??

Allah-peos

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

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What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

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What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.