Human Dna Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

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What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

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What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

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How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

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How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

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When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.