What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

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What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

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Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue?

Because he made his rabbi a little cross.

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What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.