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Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

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What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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They both like to throw a ho-down.

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Because she threw out all the bent ones.

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Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

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Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

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I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

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Human Dna Jokes More Human Dna Jokes

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity