Inject Jokes

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

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What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

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You get banned from the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

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ISIS

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What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

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What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

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What are snails trying to do?

Their best

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

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What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.