Inject Jokes

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

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What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

How does a hipster measure out his drugs?

Using instagrams.

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

Pet Zoo Jokes More Pet Zoo Jokes

How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

Whats that when you keep moving constantly produces something white ?

Its toothbrush dear dirty minded people..