What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

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How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

What is the difference between a brothel and a circus?

One is an array of cunning stunts!

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

What do polar bears have for lunch ?

Ice burger !

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Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions