What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche

30 Minute Jokes More 30 Minute Jokes

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes