What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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What do you call a bear that's not drunk?

So-Bear!

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Ted Cruz

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Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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Because the C-section is always messy.

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Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant

What do you call a circus full of mean people?

A jerkus.

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Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.