What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

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Because she's a cover thief.

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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions