What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

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How do you perform mediation?

Meditation Uuuummmmmmm........"

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

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What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

What do you call a circus full of mean people?

A jerkus.

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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions