What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

Why were the overly polite twins almost never born?

After you." "No, after you."

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What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

30 Minute Jokes More 30 Minute Jokes

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions