What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)