What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

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Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages?

No one could perform the execution well enough.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

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Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

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How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions