What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

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Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche

What did the brain dead guy have for breakfast?

Comatoast!

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

What should I buy for dinner?

I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me."

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

Pee Soup Jokes More Pee Soup Jokes

What is the difference between roast beef and pee soup?

You can roast beef.

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...