What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

Mourn Jokes More Mourn Jokes

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

Snack Jokes More Snack Jokes

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

How do programmers like their snacks?

Byte-sized.

Middle Night Jokes More Middle Night Jokes

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Midnight Jokes More Midnight Jokes

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.