A midnight snack A hot Breakfast
A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
Annette.
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
A sphinxter.
instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.
Toast-tah-dahs!
Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"
Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.
Mourning
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
Byte-sized.
micro chips
Russell !
A landmine.
She wanted to get a dark tan.
The big hand touches the little hand.
