What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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What does as electronic engineer make for breakfast?

Ohmlettes

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

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Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

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What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?

Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

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How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.