Snack Jokes

What do computers snack on?

micro chips

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

What do you call snacks served at a brothel?

whore d'oeuvres

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What is a goal keepers favourite snack ?

Beans on post !

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

How do programmers like their snacks?

Byte-sized.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.

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Listening .

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What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

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One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

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What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

Why are manhole covers circular?

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Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle

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How did AL Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

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What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

What does Jean Valjean use to listen to music?

Cosettes.

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What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.