Snack Jokes

What do computers snack on?

micro chips

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

What do you call snacks served at a brothel?

whore d'oeuvres

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What is a goal keepers favourite snack ?

Beans on post !

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

How do programmers like their snacks?

Byte-sized.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.

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What is Jabba the Hut's middle name?

the

What is Jabba the Hutt's favorite snack?

mmmmmmmm

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Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ?

Czech before you open the door !

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What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

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Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast?

Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)

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What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?

A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry

What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!

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What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

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How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?