Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

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What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11

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What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted?

gt simplistic 10 letters

What's got 8 feet and 10 shoes?

The McCann Family.

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Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

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Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

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What's DJ Khalid's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.