Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

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How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

What's something a third wave feminist can't take?

A joke.

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Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?

10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

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Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

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Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

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What's DJ Khaleds favourite number?

11, because it has another one

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!