What's the difference between a thug and a pirate's dad?

One's poppin' caps, and the other's cap'n pops!

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Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

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What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?

They both like to throw a hoedown.

Why do thugs play basketball?

Because it teaches them to shoot, run and steal.