What's the difference between a thug and a pirate's dad?

One's poppin' caps, and the other's cap'n pops!

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What's the difference between a thug and a pirate's dad?

One's poppin' caps, and the other's cap'n pops!

What's the difference between a thug and a phone charger?

A phone charger charges batteries, but a thug has battery charges