What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

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Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

How are electric outlets punished?

They're grounded.

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls