What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

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Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?