What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

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Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What's the world's longest Ted Talk?

How I Met Your Mother

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What is the hardest part about sky diving?

The ground.

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???