What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.

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Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.