Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

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The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

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No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

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Oeuf!

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

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Trail micks.

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To get to the other bride.

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The bride and all her guests, apparently.

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An Irish funeral has one less drunk.

Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.