Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.
Who wants to know?
you know he did it.
The government is opposed to euthanasia.
Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
hit him in the face with an Axe
You can punch information into a computer.
Paddy O'Furniture
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.
So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
Bride and Prejudice !
There's one less drunk.
An Irish funeral has one less drunk.
