Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.
All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
Twitter only allows 160 characters
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I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.
The expression on their faces when they got nailed.
A Sandy Hook.
A sandy hook.
Legolas
The boron.
His surname
To get to the other bride.
One less drunk person.
On less person is drunk
