Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

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Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

because they are very touching

Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Irish Wedding Jokes More Irish Wedding Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk