Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
Tires need changing too you know!
Because that would be illeagle
Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea
Racism has many faces.
Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Ewe wouldn't understand.
His mother told him to hit the hay.
McBook Eyre
Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty
Because she never marries the best man.
They toasted the bride and groom.
One less drunk.
On less person is drunk
