Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Irish Wedding Jokes More Irish Wedding Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.