Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.