Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

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What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.