Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.
His life was at stake. Badum psh.
I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.
Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.
When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "
chickens
How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.
His rotten girlfriend split on him.
Because he had no porpoise.
Darth Jaeger
