What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

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What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

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What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

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Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

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Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

What do you call a homeless orphan?

Depressing

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Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.