Alchohol Jokes

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

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Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Darth Vaders Jokes More Darth Vaders Jokes

Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

Whats Darth Vaders corrupt brothers name?

Taxi Vader

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the street?

DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.