Alchohol Jokes

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

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Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

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Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Darth Vaders Jokes More Darth Vaders Jokes

Whats Darth Vaders corrupt brothers name?

Taxi Vader

Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.