Alchohol Jokes

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

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Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Darth Vaders Jokes More Darth Vaders Jokes

Whats Darth Vaders corrupt brothers name?

Taxi Vader

Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.