Alchohol Jokes

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

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Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

What did the spider say to the bee ?

Your honey or your life !

Darth Vaders Jokes More Darth Vaders Jokes

Whats Darth Vaders corrupt brothers name?

Taxi Vader

Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Who's there ! Arnold ! Arnold who ?

Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !

What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D

What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts