What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

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What do you call a food that turns black people on?

An -disiac.

What happened to the magical tractor?

It turned into a field

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What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

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What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.