What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

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When is a computer like a blonde?

When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.

What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

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Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

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What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.