What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.