What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it

What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

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Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

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What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.