What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

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What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Men can be Feminists, too.

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

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How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

What did the first lesbian vampire say to the second lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

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What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

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What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

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Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up