What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

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Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.

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What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

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How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

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How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

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What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

Why did Ahmed Mohamed put his clock in a pencil case?

because pipe clock would have just been stupid.